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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

From the e-mail

They're Back! Those Wonderful Church Bulletins! CThank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services(Summer, 2007 Release).----------------------------------------------------------The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.----------------------------------------------------------The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'----------------------------------------------------------Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.----------------------------------------------------------Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.----------------------------------------------------------The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.----------------------------------------------------------Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.---------------------------------------------------------Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.---------------------------------------------------------Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I Will Not Pass This Way Again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.----------------------------------------------------------For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.----------------------------------------------------------Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.----------------------------------------------------------

4 comments:

Patti Cakes said...

My favorite -- Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.

Too too funny

CherryBlossomGirl said...

Your church sounds very quaint and lovely. Here's to them getting everything they need and more. Happy Lent.

Stamper Couponing Couple said...

LOL, thanks for this post Casey, it made me almost bend over laughing, how cute!!

Sharon said...

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