From the e-mail

They're Back! Those Wonderful Church Bulletins! CThank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services(Summer, 2007 Release).----------------------------------------------------------The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.----------------------------------------------------------The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'----------------------------------------------------------Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.----------------------------------------------------------Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.----------------------------------------------------------The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.----------------------------------------------------------Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.---------------------------------------------------------Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.---------------------------------------------------------Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I Will Not Pass This Way Again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.----------------------------------------------------------For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.----------------------------------------------------------Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.----------------------------------------------------------